Isiah Thomas Smokes World's Largest Crack Rock
...with apologies to our dearly-departed rickbrunson.com...
We pity some fan bases. For example, the Buffalo Bills. In the early nineties the Bills were a dynasty--AFC champions four years running. Four straight conference crowns and sludge to show for it. How heartbroken the Bills lifer must have felt. Could be said the Blazers were the Bills before the Bills were the Bills. Got to the finals twice in three years w/ no rings.
And that was before the Jailblazers. Before their playoff appearance streak was snapped. Before they devolved into arguably the worst team in the league. And before Paul Allen's grand mal f-job of the team finances.
We Blazers nutheads bleed red and black, and we've been doing a lot of hemorrhaging lately. The Blazers are a ruinous, abhorrent abomination of an NBA franchise. But they're still not the New York Knicks.
Ultimately the buck will stop at the head of any business organization. Even if you let someone else call the shots--like James Dolan has in NYC--you are still the big dogg that gave his bizzone away. For him to support Isiah Thomas' confused and asinine handling of his franchise just craps all kinds of hellshit on the basketball fans of NYC.
OK, so we know Dolan is a garden-variety mook. There's nothing particularily exciting about mooking in a garden, which is why Isiah gets all the positive press. A tree squirrel could get through a minefield with more limbs intact than this guy. ACK! WE'RE LOSING? BETTER TRADE DOLEAC AND VAN HORN FOR TIM THOMAS AND A GOLDFISH. YEAH THAT'LL TURN THINGS AROUND. WOW KIDS DID YOU SEE THAT GAME JEROME JAMES HAD AGAINST SACRAMENTO LOL? LET'S GIVE HIM 23 MILLION DOLLARS OVER FOUR YEARS WITH A PLAYER OPTION FOR THE FIFTH EHEHEEHE!!!
It looks like he noticed that the Knicks had the worst record in the league and the highest payroll, then went out and got Steve Francis' $62-million-over-four-years contract for Penny Hardaway's expiring one. I have not read one column or heard one radio journalist come up with some sort of explanation for that. You have a Steve Francis in Stephon Marbury. Nevermind you have Jamal Crawford in Quentin Richardson. Nevermind your most exciting player languishes on the bench while four ballhogs fight for FG attemps. And you haven't had a starting five all season.
Larry Brown! Wasn't he on an episode of Invitation to Love? Wasn't he the guy that shot Stephon Marbury? He should cut off a finger and give it to Joe Dumars and beg to shag balls for the Pistons. He'd be more effective toweling Kelvin Cato's neck than trying to coach his guards to set up a halfcourt offense. And it'd probably be significantly less slimy than working with Isiah Thomas.
I digress. Actually this whole thing is a digression. Like I could make that extra hole in Isiah Thomas' posterior just a little wider. It doesn't matter. Dude smokes rock in a smock. Isiah Thomas has screwed your Knicks thru 2010. When you cried uncle last time, Scott Layden had just finished humping you thru 2007.
Even if the Blazers move to Boise, even if they don't make the playoffs until 2010, they'll have that time to grow under Coach Nate. The Knicks can't even start rebuilding until then. He's got nobody to trade basketball cards with anymore. That is, unless Paul Allen hires Scott Layden.
We pity some fan bases. For example, the Buffalo Bills. In the early nineties the Bills were a dynasty--AFC champions four years running. Four straight conference crowns and sludge to show for it. How heartbroken the Bills lifer must have felt. Could be said the Blazers were the Bills before the Bills were the Bills. Got to the finals twice in three years w/ no rings.
And that was before the Jailblazers. Before their playoff appearance streak was snapped. Before they devolved into arguably the worst team in the league. And before Paul Allen's grand mal f-job of the team finances.
We Blazers nutheads bleed red and black, and we've been doing a lot of hemorrhaging lately. The Blazers are a ruinous, abhorrent abomination of an NBA franchise. But they're still not the New York Knicks.
Ultimately the buck will stop at the head of any business organization. Even if you let someone else call the shots--like James Dolan has in NYC--you are still the big dogg that gave his bizzone away. For him to support Isiah Thomas' confused and asinine handling of his franchise just craps all kinds of hellshit on the basketball fans of NYC.
OK, so we know Dolan is a garden-variety mook. There's nothing particularily exciting about mooking in a garden, which is why Isiah gets all the positive press. A tree squirrel could get through a minefield with more limbs intact than this guy. ACK! WE'RE LOSING? BETTER TRADE DOLEAC AND VAN HORN FOR TIM THOMAS AND A GOLDFISH. YEAH THAT'LL TURN THINGS AROUND. WOW KIDS DID YOU SEE THAT GAME JEROME JAMES HAD AGAINST SACRAMENTO LOL? LET'S GIVE HIM 23 MILLION DOLLARS OVER FOUR YEARS WITH A PLAYER OPTION FOR THE FIFTH EHEHEEHE!!!
It looks like he noticed that the Knicks had the worst record in the league and the highest payroll, then went out and got Steve Francis' $62-million-over-four-years contract for Penny Hardaway's expiring one. I have not read one column or heard one radio journalist come up with some sort of explanation for that. You have a Steve Francis in Stephon Marbury. Nevermind you have Jamal Crawford in Quentin Richardson. Nevermind your most exciting player languishes on the bench while four ballhogs fight for FG attemps. And you haven't had a starting five all season.
Larry Brown! Wasn't he on an episode of Invitation to Love? Wasn't he the guy that shot Stephon Marbury? He should cut off a finger and give it to Joe Dumars and beg to shag balls for the Pistons. He'd be more effective toweling Kelvin Cato's neck than trying to coach his guards to set up a halfcourt offense. And it'd probably be significantly less slimy than working with Isiah Thomas.
I digress. Actually this whole thing is a digression. Like I could make that extra hole in Isiah Thomas' posterior just a little wider. It doesn't matter. Dude smokes rock in a smock. Isiah Thomas has screwed your Knicks thru 2010. When you cried uncle last time, Scott Layden had just finished humping you thru 2007.
Even if the Blazers move to Boise, even if they don't make the playoffs until 2010, they'll have that time to grow under Coach Nate. The Knicks can't even start rebuilding until then. He's got nobody to trade basketball cards with anymore. That is, unless Paul Allen hires Scott Layden.
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